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It's my 4 Year old nieces birthday 2day, do you have any funny poems 2 make her laugh?
Answer
Yes.
Your Zoo
A birthday should always be a joyous occasion,
Family and friends; obvious invasion.
Duplicate gifts, you donât even like,
If you complain, might get a strike.
One simple day, placed on display,
Carefully observed, for signs of decay.
Dishonest smiles, they donât mingle in truth,
As if you were the only, losing your youth.
At such a wise age, everything seems so clear,
Excuse to celebrate, they all came for beer.
Deep down inside, you know that they care,
Your Zoo is unique, normal is rare.
By Martin Dejnicki
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The following funny birthday poem was written for my dear friend Jackie, who celebrated her 25th birthday. Feel free to share it with someone in your life.
Lifeâs Journey
It only happens once each year,
Book the train and pack your gear.
Your destination seems unknown,
As you sit there, all alone.
Something internal, in a rush,
Just like the toilet, we usually flush.
Constantly staring at the clock,
Are you waiting for your flock?
Savour the moment, donât wait for the end,
Nobody knows, if you may extend.
Journey divided into equal parts,
Today is another, weâll add to the charts.
Your train has left, from the town of birth,
Hopefully located, on planet earth.
The next stop, might seem the same,
It shall reveal, what you became.
By Martin Dejnicki
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my ebooks
Are you celebrating someones birthday this summer? Then maybe you will enjoy sharing the following funny birthday poem:)
Summer is finally here!
Here's that Summer birthday poem that I promised to share with everyone. Enjoy!
Summer
Comes around just once each year,
Creates a stunning atmosphere.
A heated party, beginning till end,
The place to be is Disneyland.
Enjoyment and smiles, plentiful and ripe,
Abundant activities, deserving the hype.
Waters edges, they all seem to swarm,
Sandy days, with Sunny and Warm.
Summers birthday, they all wish to join,
She barbeques delicious sirloin.
Do not upset her, sheâll send in the rain,
Random weather cannot explain.
Ageless wonder, since birth we have known,
Temperature rising, statistics have shown.
Share your birthday with Summer our dear,
Through thoughtful actions protect our blue sphere.
By Martin Dejnicki
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my ebooks
Age is just a number. Isn't that what we try to tell our family and friends on their birthdays?
Age and Laughter
Happy birthday, youâre not getting old,
Stay in the game, itâs not time to fold.
Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look,
Countless experiences, you should write in a book.
A birthday is seldom, a serious occasion,
Try not to take it, like the d-day invasion.
Laughter and jokes are within sight,
Stock up on both, all through the night.
by Martin Dejnicki
submit-a-birthday-poem
my ebooks
Listen
If you want to share the above funny birthday poem with someone younger, replace the third line in the first stanza⦠âWrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look,â with âInvent something new, and become a cook,â
click here to read more hilarious birthday poems
Young at Heart
Happy birthday young at heart,
So many decades, where to start?
With energy, like that pink bunny,
You make us look lazy, thatâs not funny!
Never-ending old school ways,
Filled with stories, to Amaze!
Listening has been lost with age,
You belong on theatre stage.
If you manage to forget,
Weâll remind you, donât you fret.
Happy birthday young at heart,
Smile with joy, you old fart.
By Martin Dejnicki
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my ebooks
Listen
Maybe you will like this humorous birthday poem. Make your family and friends laugh by sharing it with them.
Maybe you want to be unique and include this funny birthday invitation poem with your email or invitation card.
If you want to learn about birthstones and birth flowers, click here for the info at wikipedia.
Elephant Frown
Today is your birthday, donât pull your hair,
Look in the mirror, nature was fair.
Not a day over twenty,
Iâm kidding! youâre plenty.
Donât mean to burst your bubble,
But stop asking for trouble.
You know what I mean,
When you drink that caffeine.
What should I bring?
Just give me a ring.
Elephant or Clown?
I knew you would frown.
By Martin Dejnicki
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Try giving one of these belated birthday poems when you forget someoneâs birthday. Donât worry it happens. But remember itâs better late, than never.
Kangaroo Birthday Fight
Birthday dream last night,
Kangaroo was in my sight,
Charged with all his might,
Unavoidable boxing fight.
Surprised me with his flight,
Reached, enormous height,
Smiled and revealed his bite,
This created all my fright.
Weakened muscles were too tight,
My chances were truly slight,
Internal resistance to incite,
Grasped, conclusion of polite.
Suddenly, to my true delight,
Victory! A birthday gift was in my sight,
Kangaroo began his flight,
To the rescue came the night.
By Martin Dejnicki
submit-a-birthday-poem
my ebooks
Listen
I remember sharing this birthday poem for animal lovers with my cousin Paul, who absolutely lives for his dogs and cats.
Some of these funny birthday poems are intended to make fun of the person celebrating their birthday. All in good humour of course.
In the following funny birthday poem, each line rhymes with every other line. So feel free to switch it or rearrange it any way you wish.
Birthday Antique
You are antique,
We need to tweak,
Start with physique,
Letâs make you a geek,
Or just join a clique,
And become sleek,
What do you seek?
A birthday creek,
With sublime mystique,
Surely unique,
I shouldnât speak,
Quite often critique,
Courageous or meek,
Today is your peak,
Enjoy the week,
And stick out your cheek!
By Martin Dejnicki
submit-a-birthday-poem
my ebooks
If youâre looking for something that is short, but still generates laughter, than read this funny birthday poem. Itâs only 4 lines in length. But itâs also one of my most popular.
Do you have friends that live off sarcasm or have edgy sense of humours? If you do I bet they will enjoy funny birthday poems like, "Careless Birthday".
Careless Birthday
I have known you quite a while,
When you talk, you make me smile.
A special friend, I will probably keep,
If you buy me, a cool jeep.
Itâs your birthday, I nearly forgot,
Searched online, bought you squat.
Hope you donât turn all bitter,
Since youâve never been a quitter.
I nearly quit, writing this verse,
Mind is blank, itâs a curse.
Soon, your party will be here,
If I wake up, Iâll surely appear.
By Martin Dejnicki
However, if you are looking for something longer, the following funny birthday poem might do the job. I think it reminds us not to take everything in life so seriously, especially as we age.
There is nothing wrong with acting like a kid once in a while.
In my case, I act like one about 95% of the time. Especially in the produce section of the grocery store. Enjoy!
Childhood Games
On your Birthday, letâs play a game,
Your rolling eyes, perceive it as lame.
Remember when, you were a child,
Soiled playground days, exceptionally wild.
Dodgeball and horse,
Required some Force!
Unique jump-rope rhymes,
Oh, those were the times.
During Hide and Seek,
We knew you would peek.
When Simon would say to touch your nose,
He did mislead, and you learned to oppose.
Snakes and Ladders would never end,
Near the finish, always descend.
Spin the Bottle during early teens,
What was the brand of your ripped up jeans?
On your Birthday, letâs play a game,
I promise you, it might be lame.
Cheer up and smile, never grow old,
Act like a kid, youthfully bold.
By Martin Dejnicki
Baby Power
Being born was great for me,
Though I canât recall the chore.
But every year Iâm pleased to see,
That itâs me they all adore.
My mom and dad stay close to me;
They claim to know me well.
Theyâre proud to know a celebrity,
And me, I know theyâre swell.
They celebrate, they laugh and sing,
And gifts on me they shower.
I must have done a wondrous thing,
My birthday cries, BABY POWER!
By Karl Fuchs
We hope you enjoy these free funny birthday greetings. They are perfect for cards or to accompany a birthday gift.
If you're also looking for a birthday gift, why not consider a personalized gift? Some of the most popular birthday gifts are personalized gifts. A personalized birthday gift says, "I care enough to take the time to find a gift that's uniquely for you." For those who agree, we have link near the end of the page, to a personalized gift boutique, so you can choose the perfect birthday gift. Take a look.
Before using our poems,
please see our Terms of Use for permission details.
"Over the Hill" funny birthday poems are popular, so this funny birthday poem makes light of getting older...
Over The Hill Birthday
Itâs birthday time again I see;
Another year's gone by.
Weâre older than we used to be;
The thought could make me cry.
For getting older is not such fun,
When thereâs hurting in your back,
And itâs agony if you have to run,
And a pleasure to lie in the sack.
Yes getting older is quite a bore,
But to not get old is worse.
So "Happy Birthday!" letâs shout once more,
And to heck with our ride in the hearse!
Hooray for getting older! Happy Birthday and many more.
By Karl Fuchs
But Why?
On this day you blow the candles out;
On this day the gifts pile high;
For one day a year youâre the special kid;
"This is really great," yo
Yes.
Your Zoo
A birthday should always be a joyous occasion,
Family and friends; obvious invasion.
Duplicate gifts, you donât even like,
If you complain, might get a strike.
One simple day, placed on display,
Carefully observed, for signs of decay.
Dishonest smiles, they donât mingle in truth,
As if you were the only, losing your youth.
At such a wise age, everything seems so clear,
Excuse to celebrate, they all came for beer.
Deep down inside, you know that they care,
Your Zoo is unique, normal is rare.
By Martin Dejnicki
submit-a-birthday-poem
my ebooks
The following funny birthday poem was written for my dear friend Jackie, who celebrated her 25th birthday. Feel free to share it with someone in your life.
Lifeâs Journey
It only happens once each year,
Book the train and pack your gear.
Your destination seems unknown,
As you sit there, all alone.
Something internal, in a rush,
Just like the toilet, we usually flush.
Constantly staring at the clock,
Are you waiting for your flock?
Savour the moment, donât wait for the end,
Nobody knows, if you may extend.
Journey divided into equal parts,
Today is another, weâll add to the charts.
Your train has left, from the town of birth,
Hopefully located, on planet earth.
The next stop, might seem the same,
It shall reveal, what you became.
By Martin Dejnicki
submit-a-birthday-poem
my ebooks
Are you celebrating someones birthday this summer? Then maybe you will enjoy sharing the following funny birthday poem:)
Summer is finally here!
Here's that Summer birthday poem that I promised to share with everyone. Enjoy!
Summer
Comes around just once each year,
Creates a stunning atmosphere.
A heated party, beginning till end,
The place to be is Disneyland.
Enjoyment and smiles, plentiful and ripe,
Abundant activities, deserving the hype.
Waters edges, they all seem to swarm,
Sandy days, with Sunny and Warm.
Summers birthday, they all wish to join,
She barbeques delicious sirloin.
Do not upset her, sheâll send in the rain,
Random weather cannot explain.
Ageless wonder, since birth we have known,
Temperature rising, statistics have shown.
Share your birthday with Summer our dear,
Through thoughtful actions protect our blue sphere.
By Martin Dejnicki
submit-a-birthday-poem
my ebooks
Age is just a number. Isn't that what we try to tell our family and friends on their birthdays?
Age and Laughter
Happy birthday, youâre not getting old,
Stay in the game, itâs not time to fold.
Wrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look,
Countless experiences, you should write in a book.
A birthday is seldom, a serious occasion,
Try not to take it, like the d-day invasion.
Laughter and jokes are within sight,
Stock up on both, all through the night.
by Martin Dejnicki
submit-a-birthday-poem
my ebooks
Listen
If you want to share the above funny birthday poem with someone younger, replace the third line in the first stanza⦠âWrinkles and grey hair, are just a new look,â with âInvent something new, and become a cook,â
click here to read more hilarious birthday poems
Young at Heart
Happy birthday young at heart,
So many decades, where to start?
With energy, like that pink bunny,
You make us look lazy, thatâs not funny!
Never-ending old school ways,
Filled with stories, to Amaze!
Listening has been lost with age,
You belong on theatre stage.
If you manage to forget,
Weâll remind you, donât you fret.
Happy birthday young at heart,
Smile with joy, you old fart.
By Martin Dejnicki
submit-a-birthday-poem
my ebooks
Listen
Maybe you will like this humorous birthday poem. Make your family and friends laugh by sharing it with them.
Maybe you want to be unique and include this funny birthday invitation poem with your email or invitation card.
If you want to learn about birthstones and birth flowers, click here for the info at wikipedia.
Elephant Frown
Today is your birthday, donât pull your hair,
Look in the mirror, nature was fair.
Not a day over twenty,
Iâm kidding! youâre plenty.
Donât mean to burst your bubble,
But stop asking for trouble.
You know what I mean,
When you drink that caffeine.
What should I bring?
Just give me a ring.
Elephant or Clown?
I knew you would frown.
By Martin Dejnicki
submit-a-birthday-poem
my ebooks
Listen
Try giving one of these belated birthday poems when you forget someoneâs birthday. Donât worry it happens. But remember itâs better late, than never.
Kangaroo Birthday Fight
Birthday dream last night,
Kangaroo was in my sight,
Charged with all his might,
Unavoidable boxing fight.
Surprised me with his flight,
Reached, enormous height,
Smiled and revealed his bite,
This created all my fright.
Weakened muscles were too tight,
My chances were truly slight,
Internal resistance to incite,
Grasped, conclusion of polite.
Suddenly, to my true delight,
Victory! A birthday gift was in my sight,
Kangaroo began his flight,
To the rescue came the night.
By Martin Dejnicki
submit-a-birthday-poem
my ebooks
Listen
I remember sharing this birthday poem for animal lovers with my cousin Paul, who absolutely lives for his dogs and cats.
Some of these funny birthday poems are intended to make fun of the person celebrating their birthday. All in good humour of course.
In the following funny birthday poem, each line rhymes with every other line. So feel free to switch it or rearrange it any way you wish.
Birthday Antique
You are antique,
We need to tweak,
Start with physique,
Letâs make you a geek,
Or just join a clique,
And become sleek,
What do you seek?
A birthday creek,
With sublime mystique,
Surely unique,
I shouldnât speak,
Quite often critique,
Courageous or meek,
Today is your peak,
Enjoy the week,
And stick out your cheek!
By Martin Dejnicki
submit-a-birthday-poem
my ebooks
If youâre looking for something that is short, but still generates laughter, than read this funny birthday poem. Itâs only 4 lines in length. But itâs also one of my most popular.
Do you have friends that live off sarcasm or have edgy sense of humours? If you do I bet they will enjoy funny birthday poems like, "Careless Birthday".
Careless Birthday
I have known you quite a while,
When you talk, you make me smile.
A special friend, I will probably keep,
If you buy me, a cool jeep.
Itâs your birthday, I nearly forgot,
Searched online, bought you squat.
Hope you donât turn all bitter,
Since youâve never been a quitter.
I nearly quit, writing this verse,
Mind is blank, itâs a curse.
Soon, your party will be here,
If I wake up, Iâll surely appear.
By Martin Dejnicki
However, if you are looking for something longer, the following funny birthday poem might do the job. I think it reminds us not to take everything in life so seriously, especially as we age.
There is nothing wrong with acting like a kid once in a while.
In my case, I act like one about 95% of the time. Especially in the produce section of the grocery store. Enjoy!
Childhood Games
On your Birthday, letâs play a game,
Your rolling eyes, perceive it as lame.
Remember when, you were a child,
Soiled playground days, exceptionally wild.
Dodgeball and horse,
Required some Force!
Unique jump-rope rhymes,
Oh, those were the times.
During Hide and Seek,
We knew you would peek.
When Simon would say to touch your nose,
He did mislead, and you learned to oppose.
Snakes and Ladders would never end,
Near the finish, always descend.
Spin the Bottle during early teens,
What was the brand of your ripped up jeans?
On your Birthday, letâs play a game,
I promise you, it might be lame.
Cheer up and smile, never grow old,
Act like a kid, youthfully bold.
By Martin Dejnicki
Baby Power
Being born was great for me,
Though I canât recall the chore.
But every year Iâm pleased to see,
That itâs me they all adore.
My mom and dad stay close to me;
They claim to know me well.
Theyâre proud to know a celebrity,
And me, I know theyâre swell.
They celebrate, they laugh and sing,
And gifts on me they shower.
I must have done a wondrous thing,
My birthday cries, BABY POWER!
By Karl Fuchs
We hope you enjoy these free funny birthday greetings. They are perfect for cards or to accompany a birthday gift.
If you're also looking for a birthday gift, why not consider a personalized gift? Some of the most popular birthday gifts are personalized gifts. A personalized birthday gift says, "I care enough to take the time to find a gift that's uniquely for you." For those who agree, we have link near the end of the page, to a personalized gift boutique, so you can choose the perfect birthday gift. Take a look.
Before using our poems,
please see our Terms of Use for permission details.
"Over the Hill" funny birthday poems are popular, so this funny birthday poem makes light of getting older...
Over The Hill Birthday
Itâs birthday time again I see;
Another year's gone by.
Weâre older than we used to be;
The thought could make me cry.
For getting older is not such fun,
When thereâs hurting in your back,
And itâs agony if you have to run,
And a pleasure to lie in the sack.
Yes getting older is quite a bore,
But to not get old is worse.
So "Happy Birthday!" letâs shout once more,
And to heck with our ride in the hearse!
Hooray for getting older! Happy Birthday and many more.
By Karl Fuchs
But Why?
On this day you blow the candles out;
On this day the gifts pile high;
For one day a year youâre the special kid;
"This is really great," yo
Alice in Wonderland themed birthday party?
Erin
I'm having an Alice in Wonderland themed birthday party for my 14th birthday. I googled it and it didn't come up with much. I'm thinking for the invitations, I'll take a small bottle, roll up the invite, put it in the bottle and put "read me" on the bottle. if anyone has ideas about food games or decorations, that would be great. Thanks!
Answer
you can have your drinks marked as ''drink me'' and you can bake snacks that say ''eat me'' you can dine like how the mad hatter does. switch places all the time.....and you can even have that race..what was it called again??? the cacus rae was it?? where everyone runs in different directions. this sounds crazy but you could also have a petting zoo, let loose if your having it in your back yard maybe. like chickens, rabbits, lambs, and piglets....all running around.
loads of ballons.....
for games you could try this one... play really loud music....place team A in one corner and team B in another corner .... team A has a list on nonsensical sentences.... and they should read the sentences out loud to team B, while the Bs try to write the sentences down.... each member should have a different list...and each member in B their own writing utensils. and example of a nonsensical sentence could be ''it rains when clouds are pink'' ''my father's brother's daughter is five foot three'' all this should be done while loud music is playing....
you can have your drinks marked as ''drink me'' and you can bake snacks that say ''eat me'' you can dine like how the mad hatter does. switch places all the time.....and you can even have that race..what was it called again??? the cacus rae was it?? where everyone runs in different directions. this sounds crazy but you could also have a petting zoo, let loose if your having it in your back yard maybe. like chickens, rabbits, lambs, and piglets....all running around.
loads of ballons.....
for games you could try this one... play really loud music....place team A in one corner and team B in another corner .... team A has a list on nonsensical sentences.... and they should read the sentences out loud to team B, while the Bs try to write the sentences down.... each member should have a different list...and each member in B their own writing utensils. and example of a nonsensical sentence could be ''it rains when clouds are pink'' ''my father's brother's daughter is five foot three'' all this should be done while loud music is playing....
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